Ethan Marcotte now blogs at Unstoppable Robot Ninja.

Weblog entry:

The Rules of Engagement, part 4.

Words/phrases that coworkers should not use around yours truly1, in no particular order:

  1. hand sanitizers
  2. knish
  3. ripe
  4. I was gonna say something about being consoled by a goat — but never mind.
  5. egg sac
  6. cornea
  7. moist2
  8. membrane
  9. limpid
  10. out-fondle
  11. phlegm
  12. Jew food porn. Works every time.
  13. tuckered
  14. I think maybe Chris O’Donnell’s Robin would be a better fit.
  15. gibbering
  16. snakehead fish
  17. Scottish fold cats rule.

That is all. Failure to comply, world of pain, etc., etc.

1 I wish I was making this shit up, but this is what I work with.

2 Thanks to the Redhead for the reminder.

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