Rants
- We are the hollow men
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Tags: “not bang", whimper.
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- 09th day of April 2007.
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- Blackletter tatts do not an auteur make.
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Do not greenlight, do not pass go.
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- 20th day of March 2007.
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- The Rules of Engagement, part 10
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Special March snobbery edition.
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- 19th day of March 2007.
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- iRetribution
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Bitch, bitch, bitch. All this and more at this infrequently updated web-thing we call sidesh0w.com.
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- 22nd day of October 2006.
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- Surviving color management in Photoshop CS2
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Well, not so much “surviving” as “bending it to my will.” Eh.
- Three cheers for the patent office
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The Patent Office grants patent on AJAX to a little California-based company. I love innovation.
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- 23rd day of February 2006.
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- Adobe-Wan Kenobi
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Who loves ya, baby?
- Classifieds
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Greenland’s in the running, with England and Japan a close second.
- I heart lightweight markup
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Score a rather dubious point for web standards and SEO lovin’.
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- 25th day of October 2004.
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- Rules of Engagement, part 9
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Attention, GehennaMart shoppers.
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- 25th day of September 2004.
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- Pointing and laughing
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Or trying to.
- Let’s be reasonable
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An alternative.
- Rules of Engagement, part 8
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Repetive, bass-thumpy beats do not a happy man make. Or something.
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- 07th day of April 2004.
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- Blowing off steam
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Validate this.
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- 25th day of March 2004.
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- Stoppard’s tech support
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Unstirring the custard.
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- 22nd day of March 2004.
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- Pinterian tech support
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Enough subtext to gag a hippo.
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- 21st day of March 2004.
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- Gotta get my Luddite on
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I am a karmic sinkhole. I’m convinced of it.
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- 12th day of March 2004.
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- The spirit of sharing
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“That’s the way I believe the world should work. Pity that it doesn’t.”
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- 04th day of February 2004.
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- Rules of Engagement, part 7
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The gauntlet’s not only been thrown down, it’s been tossed into a pit of rabid jackals.
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- 23rd day of January 2004.
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- Frigidity
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Unnecessary and unnerving.
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- 16th day of January 2004.
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- From the oops department
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Stay far away from me, folks. I’m contagious, and will likely end up giving you The Stupid.
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- 19th day of December 2003.
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- Sympathy pain
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Let’s fogey it up, people.
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- 13th day of December 2003.
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- A day in.
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These things, today.
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- 13th day of November 2003.
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- The PowerBook shows its spots
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After two shipping delays and a mis-delivered package, I was pretty damn upset to see some odd-looking spots on the display of my new PowerBook.
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- 31st day of October 2003.
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- Note to self
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Three things every good presentation on web standards should include.
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- 22nd day of October 2003.
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- My eyes, they bleed.
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Once I’ve stopped shuddering in the fetal position on the floor of my office, I’ll try to blog about something else.
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- 19th day of September 2003.
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- RIAAngry
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Suing a 12 year-old honor student who lives in the NYC projects for downloading music? Oh, this does not a happy sidesh0w make.
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- 10th day of September 2003.
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- Rules of Engagement, part 6.
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I don’t know about you, but candidates that empower me to hike up my socks, gamble for a horse for two dollars, throw it on a table, and start beating the shit out of it with a towel are ceaselessly inspiring. Don’t you think?
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- 09th day of September 2003.
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- I love Vacationland!
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Maybe next time, they’ll have the construction workers dress up like cops. ‘Cause that would make about the same amount of sense.
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- 01st day of September 2003.
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- A molded what?!
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I almost spewed coffee onto the keyboard. Well, okay, not really…but you get the idea.
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- 22nd day of August 2003.
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- And of course, hubris++
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Unsubscribed. I got better uses for my time.
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- 06th day of August 2003.
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- Rules of Engagement, part 5.
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Buzz less.
- Who needs faith in humanity, anyway?
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The American government is officially and utterly nuts.
- We have the technology.
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Silent car alarms. You know you need ‘em. You know you want ‘em. Let’s make it happen.
- Don’t wanna be a thought leader.
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Not that it’s even remotely in danger of happening.
- The Rules of Engagement, part 4.
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Words that coworkers should not use around yours truly (in no particular order).
- I should be banned from the Web.
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Thought you’d like to know that I’m already in rare form this morning.
- The Rules of Engagement, part 3.
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Babies. At meetings. Feh.
- They hit me back first.
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Dave Winer mad. Dave Winer smash.
- The Rules of Engagement, part 2.
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Button-down Nazis make for excellent umbrella stands.
- The Rules of Engagement.
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Some people just shouldn’t have access to e-mail. Or digital cameras. Or both. Blah.
- Get some sleep, tiger.
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A day without Matthew Arnold is like a world without peace — oh, wait.
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- 20th day of March 2003.
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- Coolest. Gift. Ever.
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In case you were wondering (and I know you were), I’ve the best girlfriend ever.
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- 30th day of December 2002.
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