Ethan Marcotte now blogs at Unstoppable Robot Ninja.

Weblog entry:

Failed cures for insomnia.
  1. Warm milk.
  2. Counting the number of comma splices on the Scripting News home page (last count: 16).
  3. Randomly picking up my thesis, thumbing through the second chapter, and subsequently wanting to kick the crap out of my oh-aren’t-I-smart college self.
  4. Cold milk.
  5. Reading MySQL documentation on DATETIME and related functions.
  6. Warm milk.
  7. Counting the number of times that the term anal sex (usually used in conjunction with the term Ben Affleck) appears on the discussion forums for the Ain’t It Cool News website (last count: 39).
  8. Warm milk.
  9. Skimming a Margaret Atwood novel until boredom set in (only took about three pages).
  10. Water (out of milk).

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